Toronto Strip Clubs
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Well, we knew it was coming, but Jillies has officially closed as of July 13, 2014... another one bites the dust.
There was an intersting article in Now Magazine about the closing, and the author reported that there are no new Strip Club licenses being issued in Toronto, and when a club closes, it's license is non transferable.
I had always though the decrease in clubs was due to dwindling interest. If it's true, I'm surprised... With the introduction of swingers clubs, Strip clubs seem like a mild entertainment by comparison..
Gentlemens Club Brantford
In a climate where strip clubs seem to be closing left right and center, it's nice to see a new club opening (albeit in Brantford).
I haven't had a chance to check it out in person yet (it's quite a drive from Toronto), but it's the sister club of The Penthouse Club in Niagara Falls, so I'm guessing it's going to be great.
Read More... (but not a lot more yet)
Here is another stock photo used to advertise the Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's club...
There is a massage parlour using a picture from the same series to advertise their service as well. While we have no prize, first one to send Chechire an email with the correct MP name wins bragging rights!
Indy Tickets giveaway at For Your Eyes Only
For your eyes only will be giving away a pair of Indy tickets on Friday July 18th, and Saturday July 19th.
If you are heading out to a strip club anyways, you might want to head on over... you might get 'lucky' ;)
Free BBQ fare during World Cup Games at Club Pro
Club pro is offering free BBQ during any Work Cup games... Free is always nice, but the games will be more enjoyable with a bunch of other excited fans hooting and cheering. (not to mention the nude women!)
All White Affair at Nine-O-Five
The Nine-O-Five Gentlemen's club will be holding an 'All White Affair' on June 28th, 2014.
There will be no cover, but the (probably very relaxed) dress code is all white.
While I'm a huge fan of any type of theme night, I'm going to guess most customers will not be going overboard on this one. (although I'm interested to see what the girls pull out... they seem to pull out the stops for this type of thing).
The reason for my low expectations is most guys will be heading out after work, and probably don't want to stop by and explain to the wife why they are dressing all in white to go out again... Or they are just like me and are too messy to dress all in white.
Anyways... I hope I'm wrong. I would love this to succeed.
Fathers Day at The Landing Strip and For Your Eyes Only
The Landing Strip and For Your Eyes only will be hosting a fathers day celebration on June 13th and 14th.
The good news is that there will be prizes and smoking hot women there. The bad news it there might be a small percentage of meeting your own father at the club...
Taboo for sale again?
It looks like Taboo is for sale again. Anyone interested in getting a kickstarter going to purchase this club?
This club seems to have problems attracting the right clientele to keep it viable, but I'm sure we can turn it around...
*** OK, to be completely up front, I have had a couple of beers.... and what red blooded guy hasn't though how cool it would be to run a strip club! *****
Here is the listing for Taboo. They are asking $279,000.00, which seems really low. I can buy a strip club for less than I paid for my house?
(ok, ok, after the inevitable divorce when I ask my wife to sell the house to buy a strip club, it would be double that), but even so, it seems low.
I'll kick in the first $1000.00, who is with me? Free dances for anyone who invests!
We are about to loose another Strip Club
Jilly`s has until the lease runs out, which will be in about 60 day...so now would be a good time to head over and check it you if you haven`t done so already.
If you are not paying attention, this doesn't`t seem like that big a deal... Just recently there was two new strip clubs open, Taboo, and The Nine-0-Five, but in reality, these clubs are just under new management, and open under new names.
People have cited the easy availability of porn on the internet, and the growth of swingers clubs that are not subject to the same rules as the strip clubs as some of the main reasons for the death of the industry.
106 Broadview Ave
The Nine-0-Five picks a date for G.I. Jane night!
The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's club has finally announced they will be holding their 'G.I. Jane Night' on Saturday May 17th, 2014.
I have you have ever read this blog before, you know I'm a huge fan of these themed nights. I can't wait!
The Nine-O-Five Gentlemen's Club
I can't point to one specific thing I loved, but it seems like an overall attention to detail that make the experience such a pleasure. From the wood paneled walls, to the three go-go booths where the servers dance, to a spinning dancer pole (that kind of threw me for a loop! I though I was watching the most talented stripper in the world slowly revolve non stop around the pole before I figured it out).
I've had a bit of a epiphany in my life the last couple of years...
Ms Sexy Pole Dance Competition at House Of Lancaster
On Thursday April 10th, House of Lancaster will be hosting Toronto's first Ms Sexy Pole Dance competition.
It starts at 9:00Pm, but you are probably going to want to show up early to get a good seat.
Ladies! Feeling a little shy about going on stage? HOL will be offering free pole dancing lessons to get yours skills (and courage) where they need to be.
If you need a little more practice, you could always take a class at Good For Her... And of course, if you need to practice lap dances on someone, I'm always available.
Anyone heading out to this? If you attend, let me know what it's like.
I'm always surprised people write ad's like this. It looks really cool, but doesn't really tell us anything. (other than I should stay away...cause unless beer is included in 'bottle service' I can't afford it!
One thing that caught my attention was the shisha available. It's becoming more and more mainstream... although I would be surprised if you can smoke it inside... something to look into.
Half priced drinks on Monday at Taboo Gentlemen's Club
Taboo Gentlemen's club has a half priced drink promotion on Mondays. Just mention "Taboo50" to the bartender when ordering your drink... and tell them Chechire sent you. It won't get you a bigger discount, but at least they will know who I am!
Every time I hit one of the strip club website's, there are always a bunch of hot 'stock photo's' of beautiful women, but rarely do they use their actual dancers. (Actually, same goes for their Ads). Not only does Club Pro have a photo gallery of their amazing girls, but most of them actually show their faces.
Easter Weekend at Nine-O-Five Gentlemen's Club
The evening starts nice and early at 4:00 Pm, and presumably goes all night.
This would normally not be one of my favorite promotions, BUT this is a super cool excuse for the girls to dress up similar to a very famous men's magazine brand.
I missed the heyday of that era, so I'm going to head on down and make the most of the weekend.
Miss Sexy Pole Dancing Competition at the Nine-0-Five Gentlemens Club
The contest if Thursday February 27th and starts at 9:00 PM. Tickets are $15.00 at the door, but you can get them for $10.00 ahead of time. (yes, yes I know I ususally disuade people from paying for enterance to strip clubs, but special events are exempt).
Top prize for the pole dance contest is $2000, plus you have a chance to win a 50" Tv. (Although you DO have to explain to your wife where you got it ;)
It would be interesting to find out if girls can strip in this contest if they are a regular at another club (conflict of interest). Any dancers out there reading this?
The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club
Double Trouble Mondays at Club Paradise
Club Paradise is offering Double Trouble Mondays. I'm REALLY hopeing it's two girls for the price of one in the lapdance room... it's something I have always wanted to try.
I'll report back once I give it a try...
Stripperbowl 13 at House of Lancaster
On Feb 2nd House of Lancaster is hosting Stripperbowl 13.
The night begins at 6:00 and includes a free buffet, free beverage, prizes and large HD screens to watch the game on.
If you want free tickets, visit House of Lancaster before the 2nd, and they will hook you up. (not sure if it's win one, or everyone who asks get's a ticket....)
The reports of it's demise were greatly exagerated
I saw someone report that Midway Invader had been closed due to drug and alcohol violations, but when I swung by there today (Jan 14th), they were still open for business.
6809 Invader Cres
Free wings with 2nd beer at Bliss Gentlemen's Club
Bliss Gentlemen's club is offering free wing's with the purchase of 2 beers. I have never really been a big eater at strip clubs, but everyone loves something free!
They also have $10.00 lap dances on Wednesdays from 4-8 which is a lot more my style. Hope to see you there Wednesday!
Hoiday Party at The House of Lancaster I & II
The two House Of Lancaster's will be offering a Holiday Party Saturday December 21, 2013. There will be free gift giveaways and a free buffet.
As an aside... has anyone else ever wondered if the girls in all the ads are actual dancers from the clubs?
Nope... the picture of the girl above is Stock footage from Istockphoto... but don't worry, the girls at the club are just a cute... although I would appreciate if one of them wore this outfit!
Sexy Santa Night
"Santa's Sexiest Helpers will be on stage to help celebrate the Festive Season"
Could go either way.... might be cheesy, but if they do it right, I'm in! (ok, ok let's face it... it's in either way... I love theme nights ;)
The Secret East renamed The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club
Pickering is a little farther than I go on a regular night out, but I'll try to make an effort to pop in and grab a picture and review before photo season is over...
Porn Superstar Helly Hellfire at Whiskey A Go-Go
Helly Hellfire will be performing at Whiskey A Go-go from Thursday December 12, to Saturday December 14, 2 shows a night.
Reveal me at the Rivoli
OK Boys. I`m posting this under Strip Clubs because I thought you might enjoy something dfferent and fun, but it`s BURLESQUE not Strippers! (no lap dances, and very little nudity). This is where todays strippers developed from
The Rivoli is staging a series of Burlesque nights on the first Wednesday of every month. The next show is September 4th, 2013. The Emcee will be Daytona Bitch, and will showcase the acts of 3 experienced dancers: Kitty Kerosene, Lucky Minx and Serpentina North and 3 new faces: Vickii Laufer - Singer, Kensie Vicious and Disco Volante.
Tickets will run you a measley $10.00 at the door. Doors open at 8:00PM, show starts at 9:00PM
I'm looking forward to checking it out!
334 Queen Street West