Toronto Strip Clubs
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Every time I hit one of the strip club website's, there are always a bunch of hot 'stock photo's' of beautiful women, but rarely do they use their actual dancers. (Actually, same goes for their Ads). Not only does Club Pro have a photo gallery of their amazing girls, but most of them actually show their faces.
Miss Sexy Pole Dancing Competition at the Nine-0-Five Gentlemens Club
The contest if Thursday February 27th and starts at 9:00 PM. Tickets are $15.00 at the door, but you can get them for $10.00 ahead of time. (yes, yes I know I ususally disuade people from paying for enterance to strip clubs, but special events are exempt).
Top prize for the pole dance contest is $2000, plus you have a chance to win a 50" Tv. (Although you DO have to explain to your wife where you got it ;)
It would be interesting to find out if girls can strip in this contest if they are a regular at another club (conflict of interest). Any dancers out there reading this?
The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club
Double Trouble Mondays at Club Paradise
Club Paradise is offering Double Trouble Mondays. I'm REALLY hopeing it's two girls for the price of one in the lapdance room... it's something I have always wanted to try.
I'll report back once I give it a try...
Stripperbowl 13 at House of Lancaster
On Feb 2nd House of Lancaster is hosting Stripperbowl 13.
The night begins at 6:00 and includes a free buffet, free beverage, prizes and large HD screens to watch the game on.
If you want free tickets, visit House of Lancaster before the 2nd, and they will hook you up. (not sure if it's win one, or everyone who asks get's a ticket....)
The reports of it's demise were greatly exagerated
I saw someone report that Midway Invader had been closed due to drug and alcohol violations, but when I swung by there today (Jan 14th), they were still open for business.
6809 Invader Cres
Free wings with 2nd beer at Bliss Gentlemen's Club
Bliss Gentlemen's club is offering free wing's with the purchase of 2 beers. I have never really been a big eater at strip clubs, but everyone loves something free!
They also have $10.00 lap dances on Wednesdays from 4-8 which is a lot more my style. Hope to see you there Wednesday!
Hoiday Party at The House of Lancaster I & II
The two House Of Lancaster's will be offering a Holiday Party Saturday December 21, 2013. There will be free gift giveaways and a free buffet.
As an aside... has anyone else ever wondered if the girls in all the ads are actual dancers from the clubs?
Nope... the picture of the girl above is Stock footage from Istockphoto... but don't worry, the girls at the club are just a cute... although I would appreciate if one of them wore this outfit!
Sexy Santa Night
"Santa's Sexiest Helpers will be on stage to help celebrate the Festive Season"
Could go either way.... might be cheesy, but if they do it right, I'm in! (ok, ok let's face it... it's in either way... I love theme nights ;)
The Secret East renamed The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club
Pickering is a little farther than I go on a regular night out, but I'll try to make an effort to pop in and grab a picture and review before photo season is over...
Porn Superstar Helly Hellfire at Whiskey A Go-Go
Helly Hellfire will be performing at Whiskey A Go-go from Thursday December 12, to Saturday December 14, 2 shows a night.
Reveal me at the Rivoli
OK Boys. I`m posting this under Strip Clubs because I thought you might enjoy something dfferent and fun, but it`s BURLESQUE not Strippers! (no lap dances, and very little nudity). This is where todays strippers developed from
The Rivoli is staging a series of Burlesque nights on the first Wednesday of every month. The next show is September 4th, 2013. The Emcee will be Daytona Bitch, and will showcase the acts of 3 experienced dancers: Kitty Kerosene, Lucky Minx and Serpentina North and 3 new faces: Vickii Laufer - Singer, Kensie Vicious and Disco Volante.
Tickets will run you a measley $10.00 at the door. Doors open at 8:00PM, show starts at 9:00PM
I'm looking forward to checking it out!
334 Queen Street West