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The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club

Toronto Strip Clubs

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What are Ontario strip clubs like? The Bone Yard (Closed Strip clubs)

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Club ProClub Pro has pictures of their actual dancers!

Every time I hit one of the strip club website's, there are always a bunch of hot 'stock photo's' of beautiful women, but rarely do they use their actual dancers. (Actually, same goes for their Ads). Not only does Club Pro have a photo gallery of their amazing girls, but most of them actually show their faces.

Club Pro Photo Gallery


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Miss Sexy Pole Dancing Competition at the Nine-0-Five Gentlemens Club

Miss Sexy Pole DancingLooks like the Nine-0-Five Gentlemens Club is jumping into the game with both feet. First up is the Miss Sexy Pole Dancing Competition.

The contest if Thursday February 27th and starts at 9:00 PM. Tickets are $15.00 at the door, but you can get them for $10.00 ahead of time. (yes, yes I know I ususally disuade people from paying for enterance to strip clubs, but special events are exempt).

Top prize for the pole dance contest is $2000, plus you have a chance to win a 50" Tv. (Although you DO have to explain to your wife where you got it ;)

It would be interesting to find out if girls can strip in this contest if they are a regular at another club (conflict of interest). Any dancers out there reading this?

Nine 0 Five Gentlemen's Club





The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club

947 Dillingham Road
Pickering, On
(905) 420-2595


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Double Trouble Mondays at Club Paradise

Paradise Special

Club Paradise is offering Double Trouble Mondays. I'm REALLY hopeing it's two girls for the price of one in the lapdance room... it's something I have always wanted to try.

I'll report back once I give it a try...

Club Paradise Gentlemen's ClubClub Paradise

1313 Bloor Street West
Toronto, On
(416) 535-0723



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Stripperbowl 13 at House of Lancaster

Stripperbowl 13On Feb 2nd House of Lancaster is hosting Stripperbowl 13.

The night begins at 6:00 and includes a free buffet, free beverage, prizes and large HD screens to watch the game on.

If you want free tickets, visit House of Lancaster before the 2nd, and they will hook you up. (not sure if it's win one, or everyone who asks get's a ticket....)

House Of Lancaster Strip ClubHouse of Lancaster

689 The Queensway
Toronto, Ontario, M8Y 1L1
(416) 259-1601

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The reports of it's demise were greatly exagerated

Midway InvaderI saw someone report that Midway Invader had been closed due to drug and alcohol violations, but when I swung by there today (Jan 14th), they were still open for business.

6809 Invader Cres
Mississauga, On
(905) 565-8004



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Free wings with 2nd beer at Bliss Gentlemen's Club

Free Wings at Bliss

Bliss Gentlemen's club is offering free wing's with the purchase of 2 beers. I have never really been a big eater at strip clubs, but everyone loves something free!

They also have $10.00 lap dances on Wednesdays from 4-8 which is a lot more my style. Hope to see you there Wednesday!


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Hoiday Party at The House of Lancaster I & II

Xmas Holiday

The two House Of Lancaster's will be offering a Holiday Party Saturday December 21, 2013. There will be free gift giveaways and a free buffet.

House of Lancaster I

House of Lancaster II

As an aside... has anyone else ever wondered if the girls in all the ads are actual dancers from the clubs?

Nope... the picture of the girl above is Stock footage from Istockphoto... but don't worry, the girls at the club are just a cute... although I would appreciate if one of them wore this outfit!


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Sexy Santa Night

Sister Clubs For Your Eyes Only and The Landing Strip will be hosting Sexy Santa Nights on December 21, 2013. Not a lot of info online other than:

"Santa's Sexiest Helpers will be on stage to help celebrate the Festive Season"

Could go either way.... might be cheesy, but if they do it right, I'm in! (ok, ok let's face it... it's in either way... I love theme nights ;)



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The Secret East renamed The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club

The Secret East renamed The Nine-O-Five Gentlemen's ClubI missed this one, but The Secret East in Pickering was reopened as The Nine-0-Five Gentlemen's Club on October 25th.

Pickering is a little farther than I go on a regular night out, but I'll try to make an effort to pop in and grab a picture and review before photo season is over...


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Porn Superstar Helly Hellfire at Whiskey A Go-Go

Helly Hellfire

Helly Hellfire will be performing at Whiskey A Go-go from Thursday December 12, to Saturday December 14, 2 shows a night.

I'm always happy to showcase local talent, and Helly was born here in T.O. You can check out an interview with her here, or see her in action here.


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Reveal me at the Rivoli

OK Boys. I`m posting this under Strip Clubs because I thought you might enjoy something dfferent and fun, but it`s BURLESQUE not Strippers! (no lap dances, and very little nudity). This is where todays strippers developed from

The Rivoli is staging a series of Burlesque nights on the first Wednesday of every month. The next show is September 4th, 2013. The Emcee will be Daytona Bitch, and will showcase the acts of 3 experienced dancers: Kitty Kerosene, Lucky Minx and Serpentina North and 3 new faces: Vickii Laufer - Singer, Kensie Vicious and Disco Volante.

Tickets will run you a measley $10.00 at the door. Doors open at 8:00PM, show starts at 9:00PM

I'm looking forward to checking it out!

Reveal Me at the Rivoli

The Rivoli

334 Queen Street West
Toronto, ON

Reveal me at the Rivoli Facebook page


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